For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. (via youmaybeoffended) You know, I’ve been waiting for this train for about, you know, ten minutes. And you know, it’s not… you know… stopping. You know.

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    You know, I’ve been waiting for this train for about, you know, ten minutes. And you know, it’s not… you know… stopping. You know.

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