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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Now that I’m home, I have too much of more free time. New episode is here.

  2. Back in the home that I lived in daily for 18 years of my life before college.

    Say! Is that a brand-new Subaru Impreza? And it’s mine? Zowwwwie!

    Also, thanks to Stacey Sometimes for being the 50th follower again! She’s my awesome friend from the radio station and also the talent manager. Meaning I can’t blog about how mean she is. Because then she’d fire me. Just kidding, Stacey, you’re nice. Sometimes. Stacey Sometimes. OKAY, OKAY, I’LL STOP. XD

  3. SAY!

    I am a happy son of a gun. Because it’s Halloween.

    ALL YE WHO FEEL SAD! ALL YE WHO FEEL TORTURED BY LIFE! ALL YE WITH TROUBLES! I WILL HEAL YOU WITH HAPPINESS!

    Except a video of me doing a funny dance sometime tonight.

  4. Perfection in 8 (And a half) Dimensions.

    robshoy:

    I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dashboard lately describing the “perfect” guy or girl. Obviously, perfection is relative; it’s different for all of us. That being said, I think a lot of us want the same thing. And since Facebook surveys just don’t cut it anymore, I decided to procrastinate from finishing my homework by making a list of what “perfection” means to me. As I said, its relative. This is what perfection is to me, but don’t be surprised if you find we have a lot in common, because truth be told, I think most of us want a lot of the same things.

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    Sir, w need to have a LONG AIM conversation. :P
  5. joeho: via www.dailybunny.com BUNNIES!!!! AHHHHH JOE HO, MY TUESDAY JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE HAPPY XD XD XD xinfinity peace and love

    joeho:

    via www.dailybunny.com

    BUNNIES!!!!

    AHHHHH JOE HO, MY TUESDAY JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE HAPPY XD XD XD xinfinity

    peace and love

  6. To Mr. William Sisskind:

    aspringsta:

    I miss you, you whore.

    I SHALL BE BACK THURSDAY. THEN I WILL SPREAD MY WHOREY LOVE ALL AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND NEARBY AREAS.

    Yay. :) Miss you too.

  7. Who has skype?

    blogsaidthedog:

    Who has skype? Who has skype?….



    Lalala, who has skype?




    Seriously I want to know, but this post is so long so that I can knock the stupid joker desecrating curious george out of my field of view when I open up tumblr.



    And the person who drew that should be shot.



    I’m alicia.c.k if you want to talk. Yeah.

    I have skype, i have skype, la la la, i have skype!

    YAY TECHNOLOGY!!!

  8. What I’ve Done This Summer

    - Started a webshow
    - Stayed single
    - Drank lots of bubble tea
    - Went to the gym at least once a week
    - Made new friends
    - Drove everywhere
    - Found out that now other people can drive everywhere
    - Performed in front of people
    - GOT MAH MACBOOK
    - Videochatted with some awesome folks (you know who you are)
    - GOT PSYCHED FOR COLLEGE

    Yeah, I’d say I accomplished much. Fourteen days. The countdown begins.

    ~Will 

  9. IT’S HERE OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY HERE

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