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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. Now that I’m home, I have too much of more free time. New episode is here.


  2. A new Kreative episode for you guys: FURRIES VS. GAY MARRIAGE!

    Should be controversial.

    Oh, and we’re hosted now. On a REAL DOMAIN. Whoaskies.


  3. EPISODE 11! EPISODE 11!

    I promised a new episode of the show would be up on Monday, and just so I don’t look like an ignorant A-HOLE, I’m filming and editing tonight so I can do my homework and go to the Radio Scavenger Hunt. Wish me luck!


  4. 6 DAYS, 1 MOAR EPISODE.

    EPISODE 9 IS ON YOUTUBE AND BLIP.TV RIGHT NOW. GO WATCH IT.

    Also, I have six more days until school and ONE more episode of the Fool in the house. Until then, I’ll be writing like a crazy person. If you guys are FANZ and want to contribute, reblog this and leave your idea along with it.

    ALSO, the show won’t be back until August 31st whilst I get all of my studies in order. I furthermore need to find a new location, possibly some other surprises… you never know.

    And now, off to download Second Life for my GAMES AND SOCIETY class. What what.


  5. NEED YOUTUBE HELP!

    So as you guys may know, I have a show on Blip.tv called The Creative Fool. However, as of right now, it doesn’t have very many views. I don’t understand it though; the show’s the same as iJustine or ShaneDawson. Okay, so I’m not nearly as hawt as iJustine, but that doesn’t matter.

    What I’m asking you guys to do is to GO ON BLIP.TV right now and watch episodes 1 through 8. If I can get you guys to tell all the friends you can about the show, that would be EPIC. Don’t tell them that it’s good or it’s bad. As long as they watch, they can form their own opinions.

    Meanwhile, episode 9 will be up on Monday, and it involves me singing. So I hope you guys are prepared.


  6. IT’S HERE OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY HERE


  7. FIRST NEW POST FROM MERCURY

    Okay. My tumblarity is 3. I could give less of a schimdt.

    Anyway, the pilot of the webshow is being filmed and should be up tonight/tomorrow. It will posted on my Facebook page first, then Youtube, then here, and FINALLY on thecreativefool.com. w00tcakes for networking.

    It’s gonna be rad, I promise. Seriously. I mean it.

    ~Will


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