For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Now that I’m home, I have too much of more free time. New episode is here.

  2. KREATIVE Ep. ??? - THE NEW OFFICIAL iPAD REVIEW!

    Aye, iPad… you are truly a source for much humor.

  3. I kiss myself in this one.

    Episode 36: My Super Sweet Singles’ Awareness Day!

  4. I give advice. Doesn’t mean it’s nice.

  5. BULLSHITTING LESSONS.

    1) When asked a question that you don’t feel like answering, or can’t answer for fear of death, repeat the question.

    EG: Will, did you kick my dog?
    Will: Did I kick your dog? HA! Did I kick your dog…

    2) Turn the blame on them. Make them feel guilty.

    EG: Will, what is this D+ on your report card?
    Will: WHAT IS THIS D+? MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF THAT, MOM! PERHAPS THIS IS AN INDICATION OF YOUR QUALITY AS A PARENT!

    (NOTE: Just kidding. D+s don’t exist in my reality.)

    3) Play deaf.

    EG: Will, did you rob that bank just now?
    Will: WHAT?
    EG: That bank, Will. The one you robbed.
    Will: THE PLANK I MOBBED?
    EG: THE BANK YOU ROBBED!
    Will: THE SKANK I BOBBED?

    And if all else fails… create a diversion.

    EG: Will, did you set off that nuke?
    Will: OHMIGOD! IT’S A GIRAFFE!
    EG: WHERE?
    Will: (POOF.)

    This is pretty much the script for Monday’s video. Woot.

  6. Episode 21. Youtube Impressions, AKA Super Rip Off Fun Time.

  7. I’m very happy with this one.

    http://thecreativefool.com.

    Enjoy winning cookies. Where are the discontinuities? Reblog to answer. (NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY WIN ONCE. SERIOUSLY.)

  8. Music Video #4: Again And Again

    They don’t make music videos like they used to. This is epic. And must have caused a very exhausted Mac Pro.

  9. IT’S HERE OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY HERE

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