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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Back in the home that I lived in daily for 18 years of my life before college.

    Say! Is that a brand-new Subaru Impreza? And it’s mine? Zowwwwie!

    Also, thanks to Stacey Sometimes for being the 50th follower again! She’s my awesome friend from the radio station and also the talent manager. Meaning I can’t blog about how mean she is. Because then she’d fire me. Just kidding, Stacey, you’re nice. Sometimes. Stacey Sometimes. OKAY, OKAY, I’LL STOP. XD

  2. I’ll be writing a bunch of short sketches to film over the summer.

    Anyone have any ideas?

  3. What I’ve Done This Summer

    - Started a webshow
    - Stayed single
    - Drank lots of bubble tea
    - Went to the gym at least once a week
    - Made new friends
    - Drove everywhere
    - Found out that now other people can drive everywhere
    - Performed in front of people
    - GOT MAH MACBOOK
    - Videochatted with some awesome folks (you know who you are)
    - GOT PSYCHED FOR COLLEGE

    Yeah, I’d say I accomplished much. Fourteen days. The countdown begins.

    ~Will 

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