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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Just bought the Bro Code. And…

    Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM.

    Damn! I’m going to see Iron Man 2 at 7!

    Also, despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.

    That’s fine, because who still eats popcorn at the movies? Pretzel bites are where it’s at, mother trucker!

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