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GPOYWWWWWWWWHAT THE BALLS IT’S A VELOCIRAPTOR!
Help please!
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Pretty Wild is a Pretty Awful show, agreed?
Watch me rant for about three minutes.
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Good morning, television screen!
So I’m drinking my coffee and watching my GMA and being an adult when suddenly I see this anti-smoking ad: (Video)
Seriously, I get that you guys are trying to get people to quit smoking… but I think I speak for the majority when I say that I’m getting sick of seeing someone getting their body cut into, especially whilst drinking my morning coffee, capisce?
Anyway, good morning America. Care to ask a question or two?
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Arianna Huffington pretty much blames WV mining disaster on regulation... I'm sorry, but -- WHAT?
Okay, I see your point, Madame Huffington. Bad regulation systems equals a way to get out of paying fines for violations, which means that the violations never get fixed, which means that mines collapse and people die. That I can understand. You didn’t need the whole gleep-glorp about the banks. We could have done without that.
But what is really the problem here? Why was the violation avoidance even an issue in the first place? There was a problem with the mines that made them possibly unsafe, and the owners were issued a violation fine. In this case, you should think “Oh my God, people might die!” You close down the mine, pay the fine, fix up the problem, reopen, and move on. This would, of course, hopefully avoid any future fines or violations or deaths.
Instead, the owners decided to avoid paying the fine by contesting the violation — a really dumb idea if I may put it bluntly — and therefore twiddled their thumbs while the condition of their reputation and their mine became worse and worse. And then people died. Now Massey is probably wishing it had acted sooner. Double… no, triple facepalm.
It’s not regulation that’s the matter, Huffy. It’s the people running the show. The overseers of the mine needed to take a more human approach to this issue and focus on their workers and their well being in an unstable environment rather than worrying about the money. If the guys who do all the dirty work are in trouble, forget about your violations. Otherwise, you’ll be the ones doing all the dirty work in the end.
Idiots.
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And now back to regularly scheduled programming.
Such as random text posts asking odd questions of the universe.
Such as: “If two girls and a guy are having a threesome on top of an angry dinosaur while being covered in the blood of Jesus and attacked by angry and rabid unicorns, and no one sees them, do they make a sound?”
The answer, of course, is “No, silly. Threesomes don’t exist anymore.”
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Oh man, this would be epic if it interrupted your favorite TV show.
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IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THIS HARDCORE RPG GAMER THAT THE THEME SONG FOR AMERICA’S FINAL FANTASY XIII IS GREATLY LESS EPIC THAN THAT OF THE JAPANESE VERSION.
LEONA LEWIS IS DOING THE THEME SONG. “MY HANDS” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I mean, seriously Square of America… couldn’t you just leave a good enough thing ALONE? You’re experiencing at least SOME loss of sales from the weeaboo fanboys and fangirls who wanted the original theme song. What do you say to that?
