For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Iron Man 2: Electric Egotistical Multi-Millionaire Goes Bad-Ass Boogaloo

    It was good. Having not seen the original, I really can’t give a fair comparison. All I can say is that it was predictable. Iron Man is awesome, someone tries to beat him, it almost works, but then Iron Man comes back in the end. Oh, and he gets the girl. Except not the hot one. The cute one. Yeah, that’s right. That’s how it should work. Gwenyth Paltrow. Yeah.

    Even still, it was visually appealing, Robert Downey Jr. was wonderful as always, the girls were fabulous(ly gorgeous), and the black factor (Don Cheadle + Samuel L. Jackson) made me want to hug the person who desegregated the world. Mickey Rourke as Ivan was a pretty good choice, although I would’ve picked Danny Trejo any day.

    In short, predictable but enjoyable. It at least gave something for Iron Man fans and action movie lovers to ogle at and for everyone else to kinda say “eh”.

    FINAL SCORE ON THE WILL SISSKIND 11-POINT SCALE: 8.5/11

  2. April 16, 2010. Machete Day. One word: YES.

    April 16, 2010. Machete Day. One word: YES.

  3. robshoy: Oh hey, it looks like it’s Embarrassing-Childhood-Photo Time!!! I recognize no one in this picture except you. And the fact that this is Gregory Arms. And the fact that those are old mothaphuckin’ cars in the b-ground. What what.

    robshoy:

    Oh hey, it looks like it’s Embarrassing-Childhood-Photo Time!!!

    I recognize no one in this picture except you. And the fact that this is Gregory Arms. And the fact that those are old mothaphuckin’ cars in the b-ground. What what.

  4. aspringsta:

    robshoy:

    Possible outfit for tomorrow? Yes/No/Super Yes?

    Super Yes, minus the creepy hands.

    SUPER YES WITH THE CREEPY HANDS ANDREA. GAWD.

  5. I have some really, really amazing friends.

    robshoy:

    I’m posting this just so that sometime when I’m feeling down and feeling like I hate the world, I’ll be able to look back at this post and remember that I’m ridiculously lucky. Ridiculously lucky.

    Thank you.

    *crying*

    I WILL BE HOME IN FIVE DAYS AND WE WILL MAKE MIRTH AND BE MERRY SOMEWHERES AMONG THE SYRACUSE LANDS.

    peace and love.

  6. robshoy: duhtrav: come join thee foreplay head chatt http://tinychat.com/tumblr3 Will looks like a legit ubercreeper here. But it’s still cool. =] Videochatting bloggers: At 2 AM, anything is possible.

    robshoy:

    duhtrav:

    • come join thee foreplay head chatt
    http://tinychat.com/tumblr3
    Will looks like a legit ubercreeper here. But it’s still cool. =]

    Videochatting bloggers: At 2 AM, anything is possible.

  7. "Sooo I was skiing down the stairs… and I broke my neck, and they put me on all these pain medications, and they were pink, soooo I swallowed them all, and now they have to pump my stomach. Again. K?"
    -Robert Shoykhet, in a moment of creativity.
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