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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Nosebleed.

    And we don’t have any tissues. So I’ve got a coffee filter shoved up my nose right now. …MacGyver?

    Seriously, Will, stop doing all that coke. I mean, Coke. I mean, Pepsi.

  2. GPOYW: The me-eating-a-burger edition. BURGERSTACHE 2010 LOLOLOL

    GPOYW: The me-eating-a-burger edition.

    BURGERSTACHE 2010 LOLOLOL

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