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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. Yeasayer, playing at Ithaca College on May 7th.
And I was there. A splendid time was had by all.
Also, Mad Mad and the Antlers opened. Sweet.

    Yeasayer, playing at Ithaca College on May 7th.

    And I was there. A splendid time was had by all.

    Also, Mad Mad and the Antlers opened. Sweet.


  2. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    WHAT IF, GERARD WAY? WHAT IF?


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