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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. saoirseanddochas:

    robshoy:

    President Obama at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

    I actually laughed out loud. I know it’s long, but watch it. He takes jabs at Joe Biden, Jay Leno, refers to RNC Chair Michael Steele as “Notorious-GOP”, and threatens the Jonas Brothers with predator drones. WHAT.

    I’m glad to see our president has a career as a standup comic in case this whole “ruling the free world” thing doesn’t work out.

    President Obama’s real full name is actually: Barack “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Hussein Obama.

    The only other president to have this middle name was George “What Now Britons, I Just Crossed The Delaware River” “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Washington.

    Of course, no history book remembers George Washington ever having that name.

  2. Congrats, Mr. President.

    Congrats, Mr. President.

  3. And Obama just got my vote for the next election

    (via joeho)

    And I concur.

  4. What did Obama do for you today?

    robshoy:

    aitchgeedoubleu:

    jennykay:

    slob-without-a-name:

    thelovelybones:

    pacheeks:

    HE WARMED MY CAR FOR ME!
    THANKS OBAMA! :’D

    He skated all the way from the beach to see me :) awwwww.

    He baked me a pie!

    he wanted me to have some cupcakes :)

    He wanted me to be his friend! yayyy :D

    BARACK OBAMA MADE ME A MIXTAPE!!!! :3

    Obama made me cupcakes too!
    And then McCain sent some… bran muffins… o_O
    … … …Thanks Obama!!

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