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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Iron Man 2: Electric Egotistical Multi-Millionaire Goes Bad-Ass Boogaloo

    It was good. Having not seen the original, I really can’t give a fair comparison. All I can say is that it was predictable. Iron Man is awesome, someone tries to beat him, it almost works, but then Iron Man comes back in the end. Oh, and he gets the girl. Except not the hot one. The cute one. Yeah, that’s right. That’s how it should work. Gwenyth Paltrow. Yeah.

    Even still, it was visually appealing, Robert Downey Jr. was wonderful as always, the girls were fabulous(ly gorgeous), and the black factor (Don Cheadle + Samuel L. Jackson) made me want to hug the person who desegregated the world. Mickey Rourke as Ivan was a pretty good choice, although I would’ve picked Danny Trejo any day.

    In short, predictable but enjoyable. It at least gave something for Iron Man fans and action movie lovers to ogle at and for everyone else to kinda say “eh”.

    FINAL SCORE ON THE WILL SISSKIND 11-POINT SCALE: 8.5/11

  2. OH GOD NO BLUGHGUGUHGUGH

    Speaking of Barnes & Noble…

    I’m sitting doing whatever-the-shit when I hear the all too  familiar sound of a Second Life message being received.

    I look up only to find a 70 to 80 year old man playing on his old Macbook Pro with a younger woman (daughter? aide? random captive?) sitting next to him. I do the nonchalant walk-past maneuver and see that his avatar is dressed up as a dapper young man. The guy himself is talking about babies and other guys and what not.

    I just drink my cream soda and pray that I leave today without being touched.

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