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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. saoirseanddochas:

    robshoy:

    President Obama at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

    I actually laughed out loud. I know it’s long, but watch it. He takes jabs at Joe Biden, Jay Leno, refers to RNC Chair Michael Steele as “Notorious-GOP”, and threatens the Jonas Brothers with predator drones. WHAT.

    I’m glad to see our president has a career as a standup comic in case this whole “ruling the free world” thing doesn’t work out.

    President Obama’s real full name is actually: Barack “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Hussein Obama.

    The only other president to have this middle name was George “What Now Britons, I Just Crossed The Delaware River” “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Washington.

    Of course, no history book remembers George Washington ever having that name.

  2. kyliescanvas: brittanylashea: solaravada: jasmeeenuh: shotgunnoblitz: tommyoliver: str8nochaser: theduty: know the facts, kids. hahahaha “maybe she’s a virgin! :D” “get real. :|” hahahhhahaha Just… wow.

    kyliescanvas:

    brittanylashea:

    solaravada:

    jasmeeenuh:

    shotgunnoblitz:

    tommyoliver:

    str8nochaser:

    theduty:

    know the facts, kids.

    hahahaha

    “maybe she’s a virgin! :D”

    “get real. :|”

    hahahhhahaha

    Just… wow.

  3. I think that the picture speaks for itself. I will speak nothing. Major IRL LULZ to occur. REBLOG IF YOU AGREE (btw thanks kylie)

    I think that the picture speaks for itself. I will speak nothing. Major IRL LULZ to occur.

    REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

    (btw thanks kylie)

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