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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

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    katzevogel:

    twentyten-ed:

    Lady Gaga / “Future Love”

    So here’s your song of the day. This isn’t on an official album or anything yet, but here’s to hoping Gaga further explores this song and it makes an appearance on her next album - it’s probably the best piano record I’ve heard from her next to “Speechless.”

    This would be a perfect single for the fall/winter season. JUST SAYING.

    Fantastically pop lyrics with a fun play on the letter “F.”

    “My eyeliner runs in constellations…”

    I agree with y’all. Reblogged for Gaga justice.

  2. LADY GAGA NEW ALBUM? HINT DROPPED BY GAGA HERSELF? WHAAAT?

    Was this already Tumbled? And if so, HOW DID I MISS IT.

  3. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME.

    robshoy:

    So, I got to Will’s house to celebrate International Lady GaGa day with him, Paddy, and Andrea around 8:30. We were going to watch Mean Girls and have a GaGa dance party.

    Well somewhere around when they sing “Jingle Bell Rock”, I just started falling asleep like crazy. I don’t know what the hell was wrong, but I could not stay awake. And I LOVE Mean Girls, as most sane people do.

    Eventually I fell asleep. And now I’m spending the night at Will’s because I’m too scared to go outside.

    I’m an awful awful awful person and Will is the best human being in the world for dealing with my chicaneries. Thanks Will! Much love.

    The funny thing is that you’re sleeping downstairs right now while I’m typing this. I’m such a creeper, aren’t I? (*Evil maniacal laughter*)

  4. RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA Happy International Lady Gaga Day!

    RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA

    Happy International Lady Gaga Day!

  5. CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH BABY.

    CAUSE I’M A FREE BITCH BABY.

  6. LET’S PLAY A LOVE GAME…

    Do you want LOVE or you want FAME?

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