For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. findingsunlight: yerawizardharry: palahniukandchocolate: (via sisteradam) Silly girl, you should have stayed down below. Um, actually, she shouldn’t have. Unlike what Disney tells you, Ariel marries Prince Eric and eventually becomes queen of Hans-Christian-Andersen-Land, and sets the bar for style there for women all over the land. As a side job, she begins a fashion line and fashions dresses called “mermaid tails” due to their likeness to their namesake (save for the whole tail thing.) They become a worldwide hit and sell millions. But of course, no one calls them “mermaid tails” around these parts; only in Hans-Christian-Andersen-Land. And Disneyworld, of course. By the way, I retain copyright laws on the above. Especially the mermaid-tail dresses. Where the hell is Elizabeth Taylor when I need her?

    findingsunlight:

    yerawizardharry:

    palahniukandchocolate:

    (via sisteradam)

    Silly girl, you should have stayed down below.

    Um, actually, she shouldn’t have. Unlike what Disney tells you, Ariel marries Prince Eric and eventually becomes queen of Hans-Christian-Andersen-Land, and sets the bar for style there for women all over the land. As a side job, she begins a fashion line and fashions dresses called “mermaid tails” due to their likeness to their namesake (save for the whole tail thing.) They become a worldwide hit and sell millions. But of course, no one calls them “mermaid tails” around these parts; only in Hans-Christian-Andersen-Land. And Disneyworld, of course.

    By the way, I retain copyright laws on the above. Especially the mermaid-tail dresses. Where the hell is Elizabeth Taylor when I need her?

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