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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Hey guys, hope you like the new template.

    Also, to the higher-ups at Tumblr (Michael, Topher, anyone):

    - Make it so people can reply to non-default Tumblr pages. (Right now all people can do is comment, and that’s not nearly as fun.)

    - Make it so that people can see followers of this blog, because right now they can’t.

    - Make it so that I can make this my default Tumblr page.

    Please. I will give you my non-existent Tumblarity.

    ~Will

    PHOTO REPLY FOR FUNSKIES!

  2. An open memo to Miley Cyrus

    Dear Miley,

    I was surprised to hear about it at first, but now I understand why you’ve made your big decision. Changing your name to Britney will bring on a very different feeling in your life, but I’m sure you’ve decided that it’s best for you. Congrats on the change, and hope it works out for you!

    Peace,
    Will

    PS: Love the new song. That synth in the beginning is golden.

  3. Pretty Wild is a Pretty Awful show, agreed?

    Watch me rant for about three minutes.

  4. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    WHAT IF, GERARD WAY? WHAT IF?

  5. xmoonlightdreamsx: raadio: anisahlovesart: sirmixalot: (via boymeetsworldscreenshots) haha it was prob a first for the both of them THIS IS A FACT OF LIFE, PEOPLE.

    xmoonlightdreamsx:

    raadio:

    anisahlovesart:

    sirmixalot:

    (via boymeetsworldscreenshots)

    haha it was prob a first for the both of them

    THIS IS A FACT OF LIFE, PEOPLE.

  6. So it looks like this is my schedule for next semester unless I get lucky with the classes I wanted to take. MWF:8-9:50 - Television Production & Direction (Studio Production II) (NO FRIDAYS)10-10:50 - Introduction to Philosophy (Oh goody goody gosh)11-11:50 - The Changing Family (for my Sociology minor)4-5:50 - Fiction Field Production I (Yup, that’s two production classes in a day) (NO FRIDAYS) T&TH:SLEEP IN, GO TO JOB, ETC.5:25-6:40 - Storytelling (Yeah, there’s a storytelling class.) Not too horrible, but it could be better. :|

    So it looks like this is my schedule for next semester unless I get lucky with the classes I wanted to take.

    MWF:
    8-9:50 - Television Production & Direction (Studio Production II) (NO FRIDAYS)
    10-10:50 - Introduction to Philosophy (Oh goody goody gosh)
    11-11:50 - The Changing Family (for my Sociology minor)
    4-5:50 - Fiction Field Production I (Yup, that’s two production classes in a day) (NO FRIDAYS)

    T&TH:
    SLEEP IN, GO TO JOB, ETC.
    5:25-6:40 - Storytelling (Yeah, there’s a storytelling class.)

    Not too horrible, but it could be better. :|

  7. (via wshaikh)

    THIS.

  8. robshoy: Oh hey, it looks like it’s Embarrassing-Childhood-Photo Time!!! I recognize no one in this picture except you. And the fact that this is Gregory Arms. And the fact that those are old mothaphuckin’ cars in the b-ground. What what.

    robshoy:

    Oh hey, it looks like it’s Embarrassing-Childhood-Photo Time!!!

    I recognize no one in this picture except you. And the fact that this is Gregory Arms. And the fact that those are old mothaphuckin’ cars in the b-ground. What what.

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