For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Dear indie music fan wannabes…

    Considering you’ve just recently realized that rap is dead and that indie music is the next big thing (*cough* poser alert *cough*), here’s a pro tip for you:

    Yeasayer does not sound like they’re trying to be MGMT.

    Take a listen to the two songs below and tell me if they sound like they do.

    Sorry, Youtube comments got me fired up again.

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    I don’t always do this, but I am going to PROMOTE MUSAK!

    Zoos Of Berlin — Black In The Sun Room

    Off their new album “Taxis”.

    Heard this while in the WICB studio. Holy mother of balls, listen to that horn echo. And that tantalizing beat. And the relentless 4/4 rhythm. And the smooth vocals. It’s like listening to rock music while high, but without the help of substance. Brilliant. Brilliant.

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