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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. GPOYWWWWWWWWHAT THE BALLS IT’S A VELOCIRAPTOR! 
Help please!

    GPOYWWWWWWWWHAT THE BALLS IT’S A VELOCIRAPTOR!

    Help please!


  2. [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    WHAT IF, GERARD WAY? WHAT IF?


  3. So it looks like this is my schedule for next semester unless I get lucky with the classes I wanted to take.
MWF:8-9:50 - Television Production & Direction (Studio Production II) (NO FRIDAYS)10-10:50 - Introduction to Philosophy (Oh goody goody gosh)11-11:50 - The Changing Family (for my Sociology minor)4-5:50 - Fiction Field Production I (Yup, that’s two production classes in a day) (NO FRIDAYS)
T&TH:SLEEP IN, GO TO JOB, ETC.5:25-6:40 - Storytelling (Yeah, there’s a storytelling class.)
Not too horrible, but it could be better. :|

    So it looks like this is my schedule for next semester unless I get lucky with the classes I wanted to take.

    MWF:
    8-9:50 - Television Production & Direction (Studio Production II) (NO FRIDAYS)
    10-10:50 - Introduction to Philosophy (Oh goody goody gosh)
    11-11:50 - The Changing Family (for my Sociology minor)
    4-5:50 - Fiction Field Production I (Yup, that’s two production classes in a day) (NO FRIDAYS)

    T&TH:
    SLEEP IN, GO TO JOB, ETC.
    5:25-6:40 - Storytelling (Yeah, there’s a storytelling class.)

    Not too horrible, but it could be better. :|


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