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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. Hey! Do you 49 followers know that you can ask me about stuff?

    http://the-kreative.com/ask

    Click it. Ask stuff.


  2. Anonymous asked...
    I wasn't asking you about your dating policy because I was interested in dating you, was purely a curiosity basis. Though.. you are pretty cute. Ahem. How do you feel about making new friends? I'm guessing that falls in to the "keeping to myself, unless I'm actually looking for human companionship" category, but, doesn't hurt to ask. Also, happy birthday!

    Bahaz. Don’t worry, I didn’t think you were implying any sort of need for dating. No one does around me anymore. I AM COLD AND LONELY AND MY HEART IS ASHEN WITH— but that’s a different story altogether.

    I’m actually really good about making friends when I want to. I’m able to strike up conversation, and I’m able to talk to people and fashion some kind of relationship. However, sometimes it’s like my deal with dating: If I’m perfectly comfortable where I am, I tend to stay there.

    Also, thanks for the compliment. Who held you at gunpoint and made you say that? (XD) Just kidding.

    ASK ME STUFFZ!


  3. GPOYF: The “Goddamn-I-Dropped-My-Bottle-Cap-In-Barnes-And-Noble-Whilst-Tumbling” Edition.
ASK ME MERRY FUN THINGS KTHX.

    GPOYF: The “Goddamn-I-Dropped-My-Bottle-Cap-In-Barnes-And-Noble-Whilst-Tumbling” Edition.

    ASK ME MERRY FUN THINGS KTHX.


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