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Nosebleed.
And we don’t have any tissues. So I’ve got a coffee filter shoved up my nose right now. …MacGyver?
Seriously, Will, stop doing all that coke. I mean, Coke. I mean, Pepsi.
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I love people.
Not really in the sense of “All people are amazing and incredible and I want to be friends with them all.” Because — let’s face it — there are some dark and disturbing people in this vast and grand world of ours.
The reason I love people (as well as the reason I started studying sociology and psychology) is that we are just incredibly complex beings. We each have our own character with our own upsides and downsides, but we all contribute to this thing called society even though we usually blame it for all of our problems. In turn, we are blaming ourselves for the way things are without really knowing it. Says a lot, doesn’t it?
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A Word To The Wise
No, Will. Those girls in bikins are only thirteen. THIRTEEN, WILL. What self respecting legal chick would go to an indoor waterpark?
Anyway, they’re jailbait. Don’t let them fool you. Especially if they invite you back to their hotel room for punch and “Truth Or Dare”. That combo is the WORST.
This is something I actually had to tell my evil subconscious twin today. I am a sad, sad, sad, sad person.
God damn you, Will. God damn you.
