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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. xmoonlightdreamsx: True life. Don’t fall in love. Actually, given the laws of physics with respects to velocity, momentum, and gravity, the amount of pain one would be in after falling from a bridge would scientifically amount to… a lot. Love, however, is not an entity that one can fall into, off of, or out of, and therefore it does not hurt. Now, what you shouldn’t do is fall on/into/out of the one you love. That would hurt you both, and I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t get you two together or back together any quicker. …Yay science?

    xmoonlightdreamsx:

    True life.

    Don’t fall in love.

    Actually, given the laws of physics with respects to velocity, momentum, and gravity, the amount of pain one would be in after falling from a bridge would scientifically amount to… a lot. Love, however, is not an entity that one can fall into, off of, or out of, and therefore it does not hurt.

    Now, what you shouldn’t do is fall on/into/out of the one you love. That would hurt you both, and I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t get you two together or back together any quicker.

    …Yay science?

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