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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. So One Life To Live is having their prom episode.

    Everyone is singing and dancing in choreographed fashion.

    Basically, it’s “We don’t get many viewers on Monday, so let’s draw in those young high school/middle school girls who love Glee who are just coming home from school. Bazinga, instant ratings” day.

    I’m gonna go swallow cyanide to drown out the obviously imminent “Tonight’s gonna be a good night” times infinity.

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