For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Gulf Oil Leaks Could Gush for Years

    OH REALLY NOW? I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE BACK UP PLAN WOULD WORK? WELL, IT DIDN’T! NOT EVEN JENNIFER LOPEZ CAN SAVE YOU BASTARDS NOW!

    In short, we’re fsxxed sideways every which way. Have a nice life, Earth!

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