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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. Hey guys, hope you like the new template.

    Also, to the higher-ups at Tumblr (Michael, Topher, anyone):

    - Make it so people can reply to non-default Tumblr pages. (Right now all people can do is comment, and that’s not nearly as fun.)

    - Make it so that people can see followers of this blog, because right now they can’t.

    - Make it so that I can make this my default Tumblr page.

    Please. I will give you my non-existent Tumblarity.

    ~Will

    PHOTO REPLY FOR FUNSKIES!

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