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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. And now a quick story about my dorm building.

    “The fire alarm went off around 4 am again, same as yesterday.  This time, a girl on the second floor was supposedly sprayed in the face by the guy who was goofing around with the fire extinguisher.  As a result, campus security had us outside for approximately an hour.  On top of the initial stupidity, they couldn’t manage to keep people from going back into the building.  Kloe somehow managed to get back in and was stupid enough to start talking to people through her window.  She only came back outside when they threatened to write her up.  Eventually, people started rioting and throwing stones at campus security.  Did you really expect anything else from Landon?  Funny thing is, I’m living in this dorm again next year.  They also wrote up Rachael’s mom, who was spending the night in Rachael’s room to avoid getting a hotel, for sitting in the lobby because she was cold.  I think that moment is where they crossed the line.”

    See, I left yesterday. The fact that this happened again the very next day is redonkulous.

    Stace, you and I have to make some kind of defense against idiots next year.


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