For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


  1. something about music: No Doubt Back in Studio to Record First Album Since 2001

    No Doubt fans rejoice - Gwen and the team are reportedly back in the studio to record their first new album since 2001’s Rock Steady. No Doubt tweeted this earlier to confirm:

    The 4 of us are 2gethr in Hllywd today- 2 start recording the first batch of new ND songs!

    Well, I’m excited.


(c)2011 My Blog.