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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. alexandrhole: batwithbutterflywings: unknownstranger:werthequeerkids:xdarkling:(via omydays, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) You know, I’ve been watching this typewriter for about ten minutes now, and you know, like, it won’t stop, you know, scrolling. You know. I HAVE A FINAL EXAM SOON. COME ON, JACK, WE GET IT. YOU’RE A DULL BOY. SHUT UP.

    alexandrhole:

    batwithbutterflywings:

    unknownstranger:werthequeerkids:xdarkling:(via omydays, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

    You know, I’ve been watching this typewriter for about ten minutes now, and you know, like, it won’t stop, you know, scrolling. You know.

    I HAVE A FINAL EXAM SOON. COME ON, JACK, WE GET IT. YOU’RE A DULL BOY. SHUT UP.

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