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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.


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    katzevogel:

    twentyten-ed:

    Lady Gaga / “Future Love”

    So here’s your song of the day. This isn’t on an official album or anything yet, but here’s to hoping Gaga further explores this song and it makes an appearance on her next album - it’s probably the best piano record I’ve heard from her next to “Speechless.”

    This would be a perfect single for the fall/winter season. JUST SAYING.

    Fantastically pop lyrics with a fun play on the letter “F.”

    “My eyeliner runs in constellations…”

    I agree with y’all. Reblogged for Gaga justice.


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