For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. An open memo to Miley Cyrus

    Dear Miley,

    I was surprised to hear about it at first, but now I understand why you’ve made your big decision. Changing your name to Britney will bring on a very different feeling in your life, but I’m sure you’ve decided that it’s best for you. Congrats on the change, and hope it works out for you!

    Peace,
    Will

    PS: Love the new song. That synth in the beginning is golden.

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