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Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. robshoy:

    tonyakirsten:

    deeprush:

    perfectlyredundant:

    silverstars:

    ohsweetdarling:

    Google’s ad from Superbowl 44

    Being the hopeless romantic sap that I am, I absolutely loved this.

    WATCH THIS. I am covered in chills.

    oh my god I teared up.

    oh, gosh. that was lovely.

    awwwwwww

    That is absolutely beautiful.

    I had friends who thought that this was about stalking a French girl, or getting a French girl pregnant three seconds after marrying her…

    QUESTION: Should I be their friends?

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