January 2010
49 posts
December 2009
44 posts
This is a special post for Robert Shoykhet.
Happy New Year. I miss you like a brother.
Get back to America before a borscht falls on you. XD
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A Word To The Wise
No, Will. Those girls in bikins are only thirteen. THIRTEEN, WILL. What self respecting legal chick would go to an indoor waterpark?
Anyway, they’re jailbait. Don’t let them fool you. Especially if they invite you back to their hotel room for punch and “Truth Or Dare”. That combo is the WORST.
This is something I actually had to tell my evil subconscious twin today. I am...
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I Am A Jewish Boy, Part 2
So right now I am at Greek Peak Resort in Cortland. I decided that I would try something a little different. I currently am the proud renter of a snowboard.
Fun fact of the day: I haven’t been on a snowboard in FIFTEEN years.
I have fallen so many times that I’ve lost track. I’m doing the freakin’ Bunny Hill and three year olds are whizzing by me as I sit on my ass....
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I find myself drawn to iCarly. Curse you, Miranda G.! Curses!!!
Thanks everyone!
robshoy:
For liking and reblogging me like whoaskies while I’m off galivanting with Ukranians! My Tumblarity is somehow only 24 points less than when I left!!!
I miss all of you. It’s kind of ridiculous, but the extent to which I miss y’all actually totally cancels out the sheer radtasticality of this tiny, stuffy, greasy, smoke-filled Ukranian restaurant! (and this is one of the most expensive...
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I'm A Jewish College Boy.
Let this anecdote warm your heart and fill your soul with the taste of Gefilte fish.
I just went on my first date with a girl from college. Rachael, as you may call her, is a very nice, sweet, and slightly weird freshman from not too far away. Because I am a nice, sweet, and slightly weird boy, you might imagine that we clicked, and that the date was a success. Well, sir or madame, you imagine...
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KREATIVE'S Best Of The Decade!
Alright. Ten years have gone by. Long gone are the days of face-sized cell phones, good cartoons, and George Bush. Remember those days? Yeah, so do I.
However, I think that at the cusp of a new era, we should take a look back at the past decade and see the best (and worst) that spawned from its Y2K womb. Let’s go.
Best Actor and Actress Of The Decade: Rupert Grint and Emma Watson
Look at...
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FINAL GRADES ARE NOT FUN.
Online. And updating slowly. Like, not even tolerable slowly. Like, tortoise on crack passed out in the middle of the road with a tire track through its tummy slowly.
Fuckin… just… fuckin.
I kind just want to tell all of you to shut the...
duhtrav:
You get what you make out of it…Just saying.
Because my 2009 was fucking spectacular!
I concur.
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QUESTION OF THE DAY #2:
If Jesus/God/Muhammad/Buddha/a tree came to your door and personally gave you a Christmas present, what would you reaction be?
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ANOTHER TIME TO BE PROMOTING MUZAK, NO?
This is...
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I don’t always do this, but I am going to...
Question Of The Day #1:
If you could be arrested for anything, what would it be?
If you're concerned about privacy so much, why use...
Google News always finds little snippets for me to rant about.
Apparently, ten privacy organizations are filing a complaint against Facebook for the changes they recently made. These include privacy settings that recommend users to make more information public, as well as allowing the company to use information such as gender, age, etc. for development.
Now these are all very well as good, as...
YOUTUBE PROJECT 4 AWESOME
That was today? Awww man…
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TO ALL MY GUIDOS AND GUIDETTES:
I say we march to MTV and start a revolt.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE FOR THE WIN!
So I’ve decided to write my paper using a voice recognition program. I speak better than I write sometimes, and this is one of those times.
My paper is on the game Second Life. It reminds me a lot of having to play with dolls when I was younger and hanging out with my girl cousins.
So naturally, I say into the mic: “Second Life gives a sense of control to adults that is only...
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My iTunes!
How many songs total: 3551 How many hours or days of music: 9.9 days
Sort By Song Title
First Song: A-Punk - Vampire Weekend Last Song: 2112 - Rush
Sort By Time Shortest Song: Noise - Da Vinci’s Notebook (0:04) Longest Song: You Enjoy Myself (Live) - Phish (20:57)
Sort By Album First Album: Absolution - Muse Last Album: 2112 - Rush
Top Five Most Played Songs (this isn’t really...
Someone At IC Destroyed Pianos.
So earlier this morning, I don’t know when, somebody broke into the Whalen Center (Ithaca’s music school) and destroyed around 70 pianos on the first floor.
There were 90 pianos down there before.
No one really knows how it happened. The person could have been drunk, or angry at music kids, or a music kid angry at the school… or maybe a kid that didn’t want to take his...
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DO THIS.
1. Put this into your browser URL bar:
2. javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName(“img”); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+”px”;...
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FURRIES VS. NEW YORK
It’s taken me a while to think about what I’d say in reaction to the (no longer) recent vote by New York State government against gay marraige. At first, it was simply a string of onomatopoeic sounds such as “UHH BUHH WHAHHH?” But then I pulled myself together and did some research, and found this:
New York has no regulations against furries.
Furries, if you are not part...
I had no complaints with Windows 7
pennedbyme:
Until now. I’m making a boot disc for Windows 7, and reinstalling after getting hit with a virus.
Note to self: legally grey activities should be restricted to Linux.
Okay, so: Windows: business only. Linux: legally grey activities
Where is Mac is this equation?
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I KNOW MORE TWENTY-SOMETHINGS NOW THAN I DID ONE...
Just today I was shooting for a final project. I was giving orders to one of my cast members, a girl in my field production class. She’s a junior. I was basically telling a twenty year old what to do. And I thought to myself then, am I really doing this? Yes, yes I am.
She was very professional about everything, don’t get me wrong. However, once we were all done, we all proceeded to...
Fucknolove by Paddy →
I was going to reblog this, but instead you should read it on the original site.
I almost cried. It’s beautiful.
Lady Gaga Thanks Her 'Little Monsters' For Grammy... →
D’gawwwww, Lady Gaga! You don’t have to thank us! You’re too nice!
But seriously, Gaga’s fantastic. Read here why.
FOR ROBERT
Guess what we’re learning about in Media class right now?
Yup, that’s right. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
An open letter to the state of New York.
pennedbyme:
robshoy:
Dear New York State,
For some reason unbeknownst to me, I believed that I was living in a state that was progressive: a state that was founded and governed on the principles of moving forward and setting the standards.
Apparently, I was wrong.
When I read the front page of the New York Times this afternoon, I was in all honesty pretty shocked to see that you have voted...
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fuckyeahdisneysongs:
Streets of Gold - Oliver...
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GROOVESHARK.
Do it nao.