January 2011
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YO.
If you’re curious about my first year and a half blogging, keep reading below.
Otherwise, follow the new and nicer blog here.
July 2010
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Happy 1 and a halfth birthday almost, blog!
This blog turns 1 and a half in a week!
I’ve gone through a lot of changes on Tumblr. I’ve met a few people, started blogs, changed looks, gone through awful phases (we shall not talk about my Justin Bieber phase… ever again) and had a few good moments. And I plan to keep doing that, as well as run my longer and more philosophical blog (called Socrates’ Closet, you can...
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There's a man outside my house with a chainsaw...
Hopefully it saves the tree, as the branches are getting way too unruly and weak.
Also, if that didn’t wake me up, I would have probably not gone to work today. Whoopsies.
GUESS WHAT
I’m back on this one now.
Sort of.
Running two Tumblogs is tough stuff.
May 2010
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FOLLOW IT. →
It’s different, I swear.
SWITCHING THE DOMAIN TO THE DEFAULT BLOG! PREPARE...
Yeah, I’m switching back to my old blog. It’s gonna look the same, it’s gonna have the same domain name, it’s gonna have the same Will-Sisskind-redonkulness… it’ll just have more functionality and it’ll be… more default, I guess.
Follow that blog now. Unfollow this one if you want, but follow that one. Or I’ll find you. And cut you. Deep. With...
Dear 51 followers...
Considering it’s been a year and a half since I’ve had this Tumblog, and considering the fact that I’ve noticed that this will never become my default Tumblog, and considering the fact that I can’t do some things on here that I could if I was using my default blog… I’m thinking of switching over to my default blog again.
This means switching the domain over to...
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Dearest Bonnie...
Silly girl! You know Robin and Steven read this blog! :D
All that said, the summer is upon us, so we do need to hang out soon.
Sincerely, William
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So You Wanna Make A Porno
For Tumblr Tuesday, a quick 10-step guide to making a porno how I see fit.
1. You’re probably only making this porn flick to get off, so why don’t you go ahead and cast yourself first.
2. Cast a hot broad. Okay, scratch that. Cast a moderately cute indie broad. Indie is the new mainstream these days, which is kind of fsxked up in the first place, but right now that doesn’t...
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Iron Man 2: Electric Egotistical Multi-Millionaire...
It was good. Having not seen the original, I really can’t give a fair comparison. All I can say is that it was predictable. Iron Man is awesome, someone tries to beat him, it almost works, but then Iron Man comes back in the end. Oh, and he gets the girl. Except not the hot one. The cute one. Yeah, that’s right. That’s how it should work. Gwenyth Paltrow. Yeah.
Even still, it...
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Just bought the Bro Code. And...
Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40 PM.
Damn! I’m going to see Iron Man 2 at 7!
Also, despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags.
That’s fine, because who still eats popcorn at the movies? Pretzel bites are where it’s at, mother...
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So One Life To Live is having their prom episode.
Everyone is singing and dancing in choreographed fashion.
Basically, it’s “We don’t get many viewers on Monday, so let’s draw in those young high school/middle school girls who love Glee who are just coming home from school. Bazinga, instant ratings” day.
I’m gonna go swallow cyanide to drown out the obviously imminent “Tonight’s gonna be a good...
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Gulf Oil Leaks Could Gush for Years →
OH REALLY NOW? I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE BACK UP PLAN WOULD WORK? WELL, IT DIDN’T! NOT EVEN JENNIFER LOPEZ CAN SAVE YOU BASTARDS NOW!
In short, we’re fsxxed sideways every which way. Have a nice life, Earth!
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Hey guys, hope you like the new template.
Also, to the higher-ups at Tumblr (Michael, Topher, anyone):
- Make it so people can reply to non-default Tumblr pages. (Right now all people can do is comment, and that’s not nearly as fun.)
- Make it so that people can see followers of this blog, because right now they can’t.
- Make it so that I can make this my default Tumblr page.
Please. I will give you my non-existent...
And now a quick story about my dorm building. →
“The fire alarm went off around 4 am again, same as yesterday. This time, a girl on the second floor was supposedly sprayed in the face by the guy who was goofing around with the fire extinguisher. As a result, campus security had us outside for approximately an hour. On top of the initial stupidity, they couldn’t manage to keep people from going back into the building. Kloe somehow...
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Back in the home that I lived in daily for 18...
Say! Is that a brand-new Subaru Impreza? And it’s mine? Zowwwwie!
Also, thanks to Stacey Sometimes for being the 50th follower again! She’s my awesome friend from the radio station and also the talent manager. Meaning I can’t blog about how mean she is. Because then she’d fire me. Just kidding, Stacey, you’re nice. Sometimes. Stacey Sometimes. OKAY, OKAY,...
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DONE WITH FINALS. BAM.
Now it’s just a matter of passing/getting a 3.5/getting a car.
Also, is it bad that I thought that Hitmonchan was always a female Pokemon?
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About to take last final.
With that said, this might be my last post as an alive person.
Quick! What’s the answer to number 3?
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something about music: No Doubt Back in Studio to... →
No Doubt fans rejoice - Gwen and the team are reportedly back in the studio to record their first new album since 2001’s Rock Steady. No Doubt tweeted this earlier to confirm:
The 4 of us are 2gethr in Hllywd today- 2 start recording the first batch of new ND songs! …
Well, I’m excited.
I HAVE 600 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS!
This pleases me.
But that’s 100 subscribers in only four days! Which makes me wonder…. CAN I GET 1,000 BY THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER? (Mwahahahahaha.)
Thank every Lord for Computer Science majors.
My Flash project is done. The only problem is… now I’m addicted to it.
I’ll post it eventually.
WHO ON TUMBLR IS A MASTER FLASH EXPERT?
I’m working on making a game, but for some reason my code is not working completely… the objects move off the screen when they shouldn’t, only one shows up… if anyone would be willing to help I’d pay you in my non-existent Tumblarity.
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“Alphasaur + Peener =”
– ~Anonymous question on Formspring
I don’t know, but whatever this equation came from must have stemmed from one pretty awesome night about the liquor cabinet. XD
Ask me stuff and distract me from the impending finals!
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HOLY LOST, LOST. HOLY LOST.
I’m seriously beginning to think that the Island is the Garden of Eden. Seriously.
Discuss.
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Nosebleed.
And we don’t have any tissues. So I’ve got a coffee filter shoved up my nose right now. …MacGyver?
Seriously, Will, stop doing all that coke. I mean, Coke. I mean, Pepsi.
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Dear indie music fan wannabes...
Considering you’ve just recently realized that rap is dead and that indie music is the next big thing (*cough* poser alert *cough*), here’s a pro tip for you:
Yeasayer does not sound like they’re trying to be MGMT.
Take a listen to the two songs below and tell me if they sound like they do.
Sorry, Youtube comments got me fired up again.
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joeho:
Don’t question it. Just listen.
See, I...
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE!
(I know that you’re all not my mother, but if my mom is reading this, then hi Mom.)
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Saturday night's forecast for Ithaca: 34 degrees,...
See, this is why I love Central New York. It’s God-forsakenly bipolar here.
What of your drunken stoned sexified stupor now Ithaca/Cornell/colleges of the world?
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Hey! Do you 49 followers know that you can ask me...
http://the-kreative.com/ask
Click it. Ask stuff.
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An open memo to Miley Cyrus
Dear Miley,
I was surprised to hear about it at first, but now I understand why you’ve made your big decision. Changing your name to Britney will bring on a very different feeling in your life, but I’m sure you’ve decided that it’s best for you. Congrats on the change, and hope it works out for you!
Peace, Will
PS: Love the new song. That synth in the beginning is...
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“It’s amazing how Abba gets you motivated. If I knew that, I would have...”
– ~My mother (anonymously commenting, of course.) Thanks, Mom.
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