For the blog where I get all philosophical and stuff, go here: Socrates' Closet

Hi there.

My name is William Sisskind, and I am a poor college student.

This is a catch-all of the random thinkings and ponderments that I have over the course of the day. There are many. A hojillion, if you will.

I am an expert at many types of cheeses, I remodel old computers to make humans their dirty slaves, and I enjoy sipping monkey picked tea whilst watching the execution of wanted criminals.

I also do this webshow: You should check it out. Sorry, scratch that. You must check it out. Pigeons will peck out your eyes at my command if you don't.

No, I will not date you.

  1. YO.

    If you’re curious about my first year and a half blogging, keep reading below.

    Otherwise, follow the new and nicer blog here.

  2. Happy 1 and a halfth birthday almost, blog!

    This blog turns 1 and a half in a week!

    I’ve gone through a lot of changes on Tumblr. I’ve met a few people, started blogs, changed looks, gone through awful phases (we shall not talk about my Justin Bieber phase… ever again) and had a few good moments. And I plan to keep doing that, as well as run my longer and more philosophical blog (called Socrates’ Closet, you can check it out here.)

    I know that I’ve been thinking of quitting Tumblr, but I realized that it’s dumb to leave something that’s worked for so long. Tumblr is really one of the greatest blogging platforms out there if you know how to make it work for you. And best of all: It’s free. This is a good thing for college students with very little income and/or/andor hipsters. Youuu silly hipsters.

    In shorth, thanks for everything, Tumblr. You’ve been wonderful.

  3. There’s a man outside my house with a chainsaw cutting up a tree.

    Hopefully it saves the tree, as the branches are getting way too unruly and weak.

    Also, if that didn’t wake me up, I would have probably not gone to work today. Whoopsies.

  4. GUESS WHAT

    I’m back on this one now.

    Sort of.

    Running two Tumblogs is tough stuff.

  5. FOLLOW IT.

    It’s different, I swear.

  6. SWITCHING THE DOMAIN TO THE DEFAULT BLOG! PREPARE TO FOLLOW SOMETHING ELSE!

    Yeah, I’m switching back to my old blog. It’s gonna look the same, it’s gonna have the same domain name, it’s gonna have the same Will-Sisskind-redonkulness… it’ll just have more functionality and it’ll be… more default, I guess.

    Follow that blog now. Unfollow this one if you want, but follow that one. Or I’ll find you. And cut you. Deep. With a spatula.

    This one will stick around as an archive to my thoughts over the last year and a half… how things have changed.

    LOVE YALL BAI
    GO FOLLOW THE OTHER MORE DEFAULT BLOG NOWWWWWW

  7. Dear 51 followers…

    Considering it’s been a year and a half since I’ve had this Tumblog, and considering the fact that I’ve noticed that this will never become my default Tumblog, and considering the fact that I can’t do some things on here that I could if I was using my default blog… I’m thinking of switching over to my default blog again.

    This means switching the domain over to the other Tumblog, copying the theme there, and posting to that one instead. I’ll leave this one as an archive for all to reminisce over and enjoy.

    What do you think?

  8. saoirseanddochas:

    robshoy:

    President Obama at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

    I actually laughed out loud. I know it’s long, but watch it. He takes jabs at Joe Biden, Jay Leno, refers to RNC Chair Michael Steele as “Notorious-GOP”, and threatens the Jonas Brothers with predator drones. WHAT.

    I’m glad to see our president has a career as a standup comic in case this whole “ruling the free world” thing doesn’t work out.

    President Obama’s real full name is actually: Barack “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Hussein Obama.

    The only other president to have this middle name was George “What Now Britons, I Just Crossed The Delaware River” “Bad-Ass Mother-Fxxxer” Washington.

    Of course, no history book remembers George Washington ever having that name.

  9. xmoonlightdreamsx: True life. Don’t fall in love. Actually, given the laws of physics with respects to velocity, momentum, and gravity, the amount of pain one would be in after falling from a bridge would scientifically amount to… a lot. Love, however, is not an entity that one can fall into, off of, or out of, and therefore it does not hurt. Now, what you shouldn’t do is fall on/into/out of the one you love. That would hurt you both, and I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t get you two together or back together any quicker. …Yay science?

    xmoonlightdreamsx:

    True life.

    Don’t fall in love.

    Actually, given the laws of physics with respects to velocity, momentum, and gravity, the amount of pain one would be in after falling from a bridge would scientifically amount to… a lot. Love, however, is not an entity that one can fall into, off of, or out of, and therefore it does not hurt.

    Now, what you shouldn’t do is fall on/into/out of the one you love. That would hurt you both, and I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t get you two together or back together any quicker.

    …Yay science?

  10. Dearest Bonnie…

    Silly girl! You know Robin and Steven read this blog! :D

    All that said, the summer is upon us, so we do need to hang out soon.

    Sincerely,
    William

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